So my neighbor bought a Halloween clown wig for her cat. And when she asked me if I wanted to try it on Zoey...well, who am I to deny my cat the right to celebrate pagan holidays? Afterall, Halloween is everyone's favorite holiday in our household!
May I present you you: Zoey, the mullet-clown-feline! She's all business in the front and a party in the back!
PS - I fear that Zoey may try to suffocate me tonight while I am sleeping.